Is Google TOO FRIENDLY with Apple?

''Apple asked Google not to implement multi-touch in Android, and Google agreed!
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Why is it OK for Apple to do this sort of thing when Microsoft is reviled for it?
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Because the iPhone is like totally awesome dude. It's so like unique and stuff! like omg, don't you know how awesome Steve Jobs is???
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If Steve Jobs was any cooler than that the universe would implode from his awesomeness'' [source]

I'm still laughing :D :D :D
(but it is also kind of sad...)